For the story about love, virgins, and firebreathing black unicorns (courtesy of professor and SharpestScalpel on Ao3). I can’t make this shit up, guys.
I remember professor was dumping this story out a chapter at a time on Ao3 and me, being as impatient as I usually am, decided that waiting the 10 minutes for a new chapter was too long — so started doing… this.
Uhh yeah. Thought I should share.
[edit: since I forgot to mention the other person half responsible for this because I am an idiot]